A little humor

http://www.nolevee.com/

While in New Orleans last month I discovered this fine satiric newspaper and website. One of
today's columns:

"Obama sets U.S. policy on N. Korea
North Korea recently conducted an underground nuclear test that violated the United Nations' nuclear cease-and-desist order. The action prompted President Obama to replace the Bush administration's policy of, "Could you pleased stop doing that?" with the more forceful decree of, "Bro, that's really not cool." "The former policy just was not getting the point across," White House press secretary Robert Gibbs said. "We think this new, strict language, backed up with the threat of further U.N. cease-and-desist orders will dissuade North Korea from its nuclear ambitions." If North Korea continues on its nuclear path, Gibbs said the Obama administration is prepared to ramp up its policy statement, but will need the partnerships of several unlikely allies, such as China, before moving to the "Don't make me come over there" level.
By Zack PocheThe Levee Defcon writer"